Never. On a Sunday: Heartbreaker

Posted on January 29, 2012 4:51 pm under Never. On a Sunday
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I am breaking a lot of hearts.

How do I know? Every time I open my Yahoo mail, I am bombarded by pictures of smiling young men who can’t wait to date an old lady. eHarmony says they are compatible and serious about marriage. Do they realize that is oxymoronic? I’m even offered free online dating. No, not even, if you paid me!

What happened to targeted marketing? After studying my browsing habits, they’ve concluded I’m interested in the singles scene? Their code needs some serious revisions.

Apologies to all those rejected young men, but Grandma isn’t interested.

Not on a Sunday. Not ever.

3 Responses to “Never. On a Sunday: Heartbreaker”

  1. Kay L. Davies Says:

    Wonderful! They really are confused, aren’t they? I often wonder about some of the ads that appear on pages I open. However, here on your page, are three things I happened to look at recently on Shopzilla. How do they do that?
    K

  2. Jim Says:

    That’s strange, Yahoo offers to find me lady dates.
    I wonder what kind of dating ads Google might do?
    Google is supposed to be the world’s best market researcher. :)
    ..

  3. meadowly Says:

    I get them too..I simply ignore these type of mails.