The Facts Of Life

Posted on May 13, 2012 11:51 am under Microfiction
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A kindly Grandpa returning a lost pacifier? Maybe. Or is he taking it away? That’s where my mind went.

Can you guess how many names there are for a pacifier? Check out this link for an answer.

Losing Stuff
Life ain’t easy, kid. First they take your binky, then your bottle. Just wait until they come for your security blanket. (122)

Sharks Are Rough
This is just a warning. Miss another payment and you’ll never see your treasured pacifier again. (99)

Life is Tough
Think you have it bad? Some kids have to share their binky. (60)

If you don’t believe it, check this out.

Succinctly Yours offers a weekly photo and word as inspiration for your microfiction. How low can you go? Choose the 140 character or 140 word option.

This week’s word was treasure.

3 Responses to “The Facts Of Life”

  1. Pat Says:

    That list of names for a pacifier was amazing. My favorite was “Voldemart.” That poor baby…people are being pretty mean to her/him! I liked the second one the most…just the idea of an infant missing a payment…lol!

  2. Jim Says:

    Good ones, GMa. :) Sorry, but I also called my little twirp “Kid” like you did. No copying, I promise! That is cruel to make a kid share his blinky. LOL

  3. Anthony North Says:

    These were great fun – except for baby, of course.