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Displeased

Posted on October 18, 2011 3:56 pm under Spam
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It’s said that we can’t please all of the people all of the time. I’m quite willing to accept that, but last week I received more than my quota of disapproval.

It began with a complaint about the uninspiring images that I provide for Succinctly Yours. Interestingly, the writer didn’t post the comment on my blog and doesn’t participate in the meme. I let that one roll off my shoulders until I started reading my spam.

  • Your favorite reason appeared to be on the web the simplest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get annoyed while people consider worries that they plainly do not know about.

  • Exactly where you actually confused me personally was in all the facts. You know, it is said, details make or break the argument.. And that could not be more true right here.

  • I do not give credence to your whole plan, all be it exciting none the less. It seems to me that your opinions are actually not totally validated and in reality you are generally your self not completely confident of the argument.

  • you’re failing once again even a monkey can do it better.

  • This article dissolved my puzzle.

As I envisioned a jigsaw puzzle melting away, I noticed that a “Thank You” followed the comment. Maybe I did please someone.


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Stumbled

Posted on October 11, 2011 11:08 am under Spam
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I’m considering purchasing some blog owner’s insurance. This week’s spam included a number of folks who may have injured themselves on my blog. Could I be liable?

I stumbled across this board …

I was googling and stumbled across your site …

Stumbled on your blog through Bing.

Hello Website Owner! I ran into your website.

I had no idea my blog was so dangerous. Perhaps I should have emergency crews stationed nearby.

I had so much fun with Cherished last week, that I decided to add another musical tribute. This one is dedicated to all those stumblers.


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Cherish Is The Word

Posted on October 4, 2011 10:16 am under Spam
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Let’s start with an apology to Kay, who tried three times to leave a comment on Succinctly Yours and got stuck in the spam folder. Sorry about that, Kay. I’ve added you to the Linky List and told the filter that you aren’t a spammer. The filter is good, but obviously a bit overzealous at times

Now on to the real spam. Has Grandma started cherishing spam? Hardly, but I did get a smile out of this one.

I have generally cherished searching on the web and actually cherished when I would uncover excellent offers on goods that I cherished in outlets for 25% off or more. It was generally these a rush to know how effortless it was to preserve cash.

I didn’t check out this spammer’s site, but I pray that it doesn’t contain grammar tutorials. I did find a live performance of the Association singing Cherish. It captures the audience as well as the group. A real walk down memory lane.


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Titillating Spam

Posted on September 27, 2011 11:24 am under Spam
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Almost 200 comments jammed my spam folder this week, but this was certainly the best.

I’ll immediately grab your ass as I can not find your email subscription.

My email? I’ll give you directions to my house.

Wait. Calico says they meant my rss feed. Dang!


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Honest Spam

Posted on September 20, 2011 1:23 am under Spam
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If you need to purchase shoes, lose weight, invest in a plugin, purchase wholesale insurance or enlarge various portions of your anatomy, try checking out your spam folder. I’ve gotten so used to these spammy sales pitches, that they barely rate a blink as I relegate them to the trash. But one comment made me pay attention this week:

I’m just trying to sneak my links into your comments.

Yes, that got deleted too, but I had to admire the honesty.


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