Never. On a Sunday: Heartbreaker

Posted on January 29, 2012 4:51 pm under Never. On a Sunday
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I am breaking a lot of hearts.

How do I know? Every time I open my Yahoo mail, I am bombarded by pictures of smiling young men who can’t wait to date an old lady. eHarmony says they are compatible and serious about marriage. Do they realize that is oxymoronic? I’m even offered free online dating. No, not even, if you paid me!

What happened to targeted marketing? After studying my browsing habits, they’ve concluded I’m interested in the singles scene? Their code needs some serious revisions.

Apologies to all those rejected young men, but Grandma isn’t interested.

Not on a Sunday. Not ever.